bang! it was the quick summer of 1927 when a hyper-radioactive asteroid collided with an eccentric planet known throughout the universe as "the eccentric blue leather planet." the collision caused massive mutations of the crops of the leatherfarmers in southern deltas of the planet in question. the plants started crossbreeding with the farmers and their families. they became leather creatures with conciousness rooted to the ground. nobody could help them, so the other people made use of them by creating comfortable furniture out of these poor mutated beings. centuries passed and a young chair-farmer named "derSoofa" had a very rare hyper-radioactive flashback mutation attack and grew strong and powerful, finally leading the leather people to take over the planet and enslave the population. eventually it became a tradition to sacrifice virgin leather moomins to the giant chair god.

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